Dave’s Blog

Sick of explaining to your unelect friends how the bible writers held the same systematic theology of today, only it was lost before the reformation?  Ever wondered how better to read God’s word as He intended it to be in full doctrine glory? Then the CALVINIST Bible was predestined for you!

The chosen Watchdog staff at Augustine Universtity of Truth gathered the finest reformed theologians to bring forth the new holy book to replace the King James.  Don’t worry – all scripture fully supports TULIP and if Charles Spurgeon were still alive, he would smoke a cigar to it.

Some sample verses:

For God so loved the elect, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever is called to believeth in him should not perish, but be raptured in the end.
(Joh 3:16)

I have much pleasure at all the wicked that should die, saith the Lord GOD: and that he should not return from his ways, and live.
(Eze 18:23)

(Now that he ascended, what is it but that he also descended first into Hell? He that descended into the firey funace of punishment is the same also that ascended up far above all heavens, that he might fill some things.) And he gave few, apostles; and even less, prophets; and all men, evangelists; and through bible college, the office of pastor/teacher; For the perfecting of the saints, for the work of the ministry, for the edifying of the body of Christ and the establishment of the first church: Till the great Cessationism whenceforth will He leave evangelists and pastor/teachers only.
(Eph 4:9-13)

And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat: But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely be condemned to Hell and all man will be guilty of your sin. And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet to submit to him (for Adam did not yet know that the LORD had predestined his wife to eat of the tree).
(Gen 2:16-18)

My little children, these things write I unto you, that ye be careful ye sin not. And if any man sin, we have an advocate for the fierce anger of the Father, Jesus Christ the second in the Godhead: And he is the propitiation for our sins: for ours only, and not for the sins of the whole reprobate world.
(1Jn 2:1-2)

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