Excerpts from the new calvinist bible

 As you know from my previous post, I have an advanced copy of the new Calvinist bible.  I will share some more wonderful scriptures from it:

Behold, the LORD’S hand is shortened, that it cannot save; and his ear heavy, that it cannot hear to those who are not regenerated and baptised:
That Adam’s iniquities have separated between you and your God, and Adam’s sins have hid his face from you, that he will not hear. (Isa 59:1-2)

Then Peter opened his mouth, and said, Of a truth I perceive that God is a respecter of persons: that in every nation he that is predestined, inviteth Jesus into his heart, attendeth a formal, holy church and worketh righteousness, is accepted with him. (Acts 10:34-35)

 The next day John seeth Jesus coming unto him, and saith, Behold the Lamb of God, which taketh away the sin of the elect! (John 1:29)

Ye stiffnecked and uncircumcised in heart and ears, ye do always resist the Holy Ghost: as your fathers did, so do ye. (translaters note: God predestined them to act as if resisting (since no-one can actually resist God) as part of His purposeful plan of confusion to confound those who can never accept Him anyway) (Acts 7:51)

But I keep under my body, and bring it into subjection: lest that by any means, when I have preached to others, I myself should be found not ever really saved to begin with. (1 Cor 9:27)

7 Comments

  • I. Todyaso says:

    Now, finally a bible we can all rally around!

    Thanks for sharing this. When does it hit the market.

    Though i am not a Calvinist, i am very reformed and believe everything Calvin taught is truth because he was also reformed.

    May OUR doctrines go forth and save the Elect ONLY!

    I. Todayso

  • Dave says:

    Mr Todyaso,

    I might try to get you an advanced copy also. It will hit the shelves in two months.

    In all rightous truth of hatred towards sinners,

    Dave

  • Rick Frueh says:

    Dave – I wish I had come up with that idea. It is great and creative nd on some level points out the error of such minimalization of Christ’s universal offer. Can I e-mail you some submissions of my own, great ideas like this should have audience participipation?

    spcrick@msn.com

    I am gonig to collect some of yours and post them on FJL, is that OK?

    “Go ye therefore, and teach the elect, baptizing only them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost.Teaching the elect to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded them and lo, I am with the elect always, even unto the end of the world.”

    Rick

  • Rick Frueh says:

    Come unto me all ye who I will make come unto me and I will make you rest.

    Much better! :)

  • Dave says:

    feel free to do what you want with it! Repost, make your own etc

  • Rick Frueh says:

    “feel free to do what you want with it! Repost, make your own etc”

    Are you saying I have a free will in the matter? :)

  • Dave says:

    that depends on your perspective :)

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